Heyy

Hello all!
I'm bored, so I wanted to update...
I get bored... A LOT!! But not always am I on the computer when I am bored...hehe
Anyway, since I have nothing to say, I shall tell a story!
It's about...well, i don't know!
Once upon a time, there lived a rat. He was called Hubert. Hubert the rat had a special gift, which was given to no other rat than himself. His gift was, that he was able to talk to humans. At first, this amazed all the other rats of garbage borough, but as many years passed, Hubert's gift became annoying. You see, Hubert started boasting about his gift as soon as he could speak. It was awfully boring listening to him, going on and on in English about things that other rats couldn't understand. This was because the rats in this story speak only in sniffs. But Hubert already knew how to speak English as soon as he was born. The real bore came to when he was old enough to speak in sniffs. He would say rude things to everyone in English, and then translated it to something nice. For example, when he would say ''you stink'' in English, he would translate it to ''you look gorgeous today''. As many years passed, Hubert lost more and more of his friends. This was because they didn't want to be friends with a show-off. Soon enough, everyone in garbage borough blocked their ears whenever Hubert walked past.


One day, Hubert was feeling very lonely. No one wanted to talk to him, so he'd gone back home to where there was no one to cover their ears. Suddenly, an idea struck him- if no rat would talk to him, then maybe humans would! Quick as a blink, he rushed out of his house, past the hugs garbage bins, which were like walls to garbage borough, and out of the alley where garbage borough was. Suddenly, Hubert felt like the smallest thing in the entire world. He was so used to everything being rat-sized, that the human world seemed like some kind of giant's world. He saw a human walking past, and immediately grabbed the human's hem of his jeans. He hung on until the massive leg stopped moving, and by then, he realised that the human had reached his or hers home.


"well, hello there" said a voice. A huge face appeared and suddenly Hubert realised that he was looking into the face of...a human! It took a while for the human and Hubert to introduce themselves.


You know, my hands are getting tired...i'm going to stop writing this story, but I hope you guys enjoyed it so far!
xxnozzles